January 1, 2005
strike the match.
January 2, 2005
giggling blasphemy.
January 3, 2005
seaman.
January 4, 2005
counting the degrees while all else melts.
January 5, 2005
sealing old roots.
January 6, 2005
bugsy shocker.
January 7, 2005
b-unit.
this has been a huck huck rail jelly, but let's spread a lot of powder with that peanut butter.
January 8, 2005
if that's what you want to call it.
i would hope that my ambition well exceeds my talent, otherwise i will only be limited to how good i am.
January 9, 2005
this bling's for you.
January 10, 2005
since college is supposed to be the best four years of a persons life... i decided to make it five years.
January 11, 2005
a semester always starts off well, it's the end that can be a problem.
stength of body vs. strength of mind.
without reflection what is there to see.
January 12, 2005
critique and ridicule this harshly, if all one hears is complements there will be nothing to learn from.
January 13, 2005
a little time in my happy place.
January 14, 2005
hotter than an igloo but cooler than a teepee.
January 15, 2005
it's not nice to pick on porcupines.
January 16, 2005
why ask why when you can ask why not.
January 17, 2005
you can buy a jug of orange juice that says pulp free, no preservatives, and made from fresh florida oranges, but those are only hints, i'm not believing it until i finish a nice cold glass.
January 18, 2005
mr. bugsy, in the ballroom, with the revolver.
January 19, 2005
spending cheese.
January 20, 2005
bugsy crocker.
it doesn't matter, but neither does how many toes you have, so it's not going to stop me from asking.
January 21, 2005
lonely, why wait, grab a sticker.
pen...check, paper...check, camera...check, inspiration...
January 22, 2005
broke like tupperware.
January 23, 2005
eat some cheese and love your peas.
January 24, 2005
just once would be nice, and i could erase all the tallies.
January 25, 2005
four out of five psychiatrists recommend a bugsy over the leading competitor.
January 26, 2005
who am i kidding, i've got more skill than a french skillet.
January 27, 2005
the hideous thing that looks like a rag on my chin that i attempt to describe as a beard gives me character.
January 28, 2005
my cookie is tougher than your cookie.
January 29, 2005
i've got more fruit in my basket than there is in the food pyramid.
January 30, 2005
keepin' it artificial since nineteen eighty-three.
January 31, 2005
i'll lay it down like a table cloth.
