February 1, 2005
for once, i will saunter as if i were young again.
it won't he the beginning, nor the end,
just some subtle time in the lost middle.
if by chance i find love, i will follow it.
and if by opposite, that which is hate,
i will stretch forward a helping hand.
February 2, 2005
for now, i must prosper by making life long.
February 3, 2005
may i get some miles davis with that sex and cake.
February 4, 2005
t.g.i.f. thank goodness it's freaky.
February 5, 2005
well yeah, he rules, but he's not the flag on the moon, he's not the ring around saturn, he's not the olive in your martini, i am.
February 6, 2005
this marshmallow is one for the fire.
February 7, 2005
the thirty-eighth day of two-thousand five can be washed away with all the others.
February 8, 2005
one tic-tac, one photograph, half of a pen, and one hockey puck.
February 9, 2005
what's more daring, telling a lie or telling the truth.
February 10, 2005
this one's for me.
i decided that i would turn twenty-two today.
February 11, 2005
what you'll find here is that what's arbitrary becomes standardizes, and what's standardized becomes aribrarty.
February 12, 2005
yeah, but i have brand equity.
February 13, 2005
don't worry, it's nothing more than just another tally.
February 14, 2005
how lucky can i be to have my second and third favorite days in the same week, and is it just a coincidence that today happens to be number three.
February 15, 2005
bring out the tanks, the fish are going to sea.
February 16, 2005
metrosexual skater.
February 17, 2005
heads up when i'm down low, heads down when i'm up high.
February 18, 2005
rock it like it's hot.
i'm in the hugging business, it's quite lucrative.
February 19, 2005
writing is no replacement for friends.
may i please have a little bit of bling bling on the side to go with my pie.
February 20, 2005
life is always a special event.
February 21, 2005
at this point i'm just puttin' the sprinkles on the donut.
i'm doing pretty good, and pretty lazy, and pretty careless about being pretty lazy.
February 22, 2005
one foil ball, one bifold wallet, three gummy worms, and a whole lot of chicken pox.
February 23, 2005
less grrr. more rawr.
February 24, 2005
all thee in favor, say rawr.
February 25, 2005
y'all come back now, ya hear.
if you can't win the argument, try confusion.
February 26, 2005
we've come full circle.
to grr or to rawr, that is the question.
February 27, 2005
falling behind the rocks.
February 28, 2005
hey bugsy, is that a seagal over there.
