March 1, 2005
one, two, three, four, five, this is indeed a first, but there is no room for me feet.
March 2, 2005
you've got less bling than a goldfish.
March 3, 2005
home bliss home.
March 4, 2005
celebrate our annual i'm-desperate-to-have-a-month-because-everything-has-a-month awareness month.
March 5, 2005
well, i thought me being at the door would be the secret password.
March 6, 2005
by the time you read this the sun will drop, the moon will rise, and you'll have to scrub off the toe jam.
March 7, 2005
one barbequed bugsy coming right up.
March 8, 2005
i don't judge myself but what i can do, i judge myself by what i can't do.
March 9, 2005
i hate having usuals, i don't want to be bland and predictable.
america needs a remix of the thong song, maybe an emo version, boyshorts are just too popular now.
life is only as difficult as your number one priority.
these trees are so much easier to understand than people.
March 10, 2005
funny how after writing a book a day you're at a loss for words.
March 11, 2005
i see it coming, the sun, the moon, the rain, the snow.
March 12, 2005
ahhh, the beauty of a frontside spin off your toeside edge.
March 13, 2005
i'm stuck, mid rotation, back facing the landing, almost entirely inverted, solid grab, in the middle of the air and touching nothing else, my mind is stuck in one of the most beautiful feelings i've ever known.
March 14, 2005
i've never been an everyone.
March 15, 2005
amazingness is only enhanced by modesty.
March 16, 2005
i think god made me of all the scraps, like i'm good at a lot of things, but not great at anything, i have a brain full of incomplete thoughts and ideas, they swept all the scraps off the floor of the human factory and put them into a machine, and out came bugsy, so i think my mission in life is to get all these pieces to whoever they belong to.
March 17, 2005
i wonder how many people claim to be irish today when they are not.
March 18, 2005
i'll be back, i'm under west coast construction.
March 19, 2005
i believe actions over words.
be right back, taking a guilt trip.
March 20, 2005
is that a harmonica in your pants or are you just happy to see me.
March 21, 2005
your vote may trump my vote, but my foot stomps your foot.
March 22, 2005
when there's a fast ball down the middle, you better believe i'm going to swing as hard as i can.
March 23, 2005
dude, i left my mojo in europe.
March 24, 2005
the snowball effect.
March 25, 2005
wait, i didn't forget my mojo in europe, it's been right here infront of me all along.
March 26, 2005
there's a lot of color in this one, even after mixing them for hours they're still beautiful and clear.
March 27, 2005
final four baby.
i love your polka dots baby, can i come connect the dots.
March 28, 2005
living life one hunch at a time.
the smell of hiphop is in the air.
i'm not the nicest guy, but i'm the mostest un-meanest.
i wouldn't worry, i've made several, but i havne't delivered a pizza in over three years.
is there no wonder that a beautiful girl is near and it just happens to be the first beautiful sunny day of spring. coincidence or not, she thinks not.
March 29, 2005
straight from the high life.
March 30, 2005
unvalidated and killed.
March 31, 2005
you should always brush your teeth before you go to bed, you never know when an angel is going to kiss you in the middle of the night.
