March 1, 2009
productivity has reached zero for the day, time to reload.
March 2, 2009
unrefined eagle.
March 3, 2009
elizashizzle.
happy square root day, c'mon dude, enjoy the little amusements in life a little 'eh.
i don't believe that justin timberlake brought sexy back, i believe that charts and graphs brought sexy back.
March 4, 2009
of course not everything has the tail of a kangaroo, some things just have the tail of a bear.
March 5, 2009
don't make me give you an exponential butt kicking.
March 6, 2009
they say it's best not to burn any bridges down, but sometimes it's just fun to watch them come crashing down.
March 7, 2009
if i could afford to eat bacon every meal for the rest of my life... i wouldn't care if i only lived seven more months.
March 8, 2009
cuz you write it so good baby.
chipmunk tails growing from my elbows.
perhaps the least amount of effort i've ever seen.
March 9, 2009
she probably doesn't want to walk that road anymore.
March 10, 2009
freel.
March 11, 2009
your mom should have notes.
March 12, 2009
dreamin' tough.
March 13, 2009
droppin' like asteroids.
March 14, 2009
you can edit me.
it's not clean until it's clean.
if my hair was this sexy every night...
gotta quit actin' a fool, why is there no brownie in my mouth?
well i'm sure it's not too late, i don't believe in too late, every relationship can be reconciled. if you'd like me to call white russian for you and i can assure you he has no hard feelings towards you. i don't think he intended to do what he did, he just thought you were into that sorta thing.
March 15, 2009
symmetry is overrated.
how is it that my ability to make girls swoon has devolved?
March 16, 2009
i put cocaine in my camera.
if i wasn't so _____, i'd be a half decent guy too.
he looks like a good guy... but then again, so do i.
March 17, 2009
maybe i'm just not that interesting.
March 18, 2009
and one.
when you go a year without television and have it once again you realize two things, first how mesmerizing it really is, then how stupid most of it really is.
March 19, 2009
audio treats.
March 20, 2009
meat candy.
March 21, 2009
i live vicariously... through myself.
March 22, 2009
chasing pavement.
March 23, 2009
a rainbow striped unicorn squirrel.
March 24, 2009
flexing my social media muscles.
March 25, 2009
bugsy and the terrible, horrible, no good, very sick day.
March 26, 2009
grown on a tree this week.
March 27, 2009
master of the friend zone.
schoooooops and hoooooops.
did the domain fairy put anything under your pillow last night?
March 28, 2009
a few looks.
March 29, 2009
flirtaholic.
March 30, 2009
diamond in my mind.
tomorrow was the best day ever.
March 31, 2009
i have a hunchy hunch hunch.
