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April 1, 2009

i was kind of going for corny, it's my m.o.

you should probably get a new stomach, that's the problem, a stomach that hates ice cream and bacon? that's like a flower that hates sunlight.

i am more concerned with today than i am tomorrow, yet i am more concerned with tomorrow than i am yesterday.

April 2, 2009

awkwardipity.

April 3, 2009

know what they like, plant a seed.

April 4, 2009

kinda epic.

smooth and soothe.

chicken nachos for the soul.

April 5, 2009

i have found my purpose and direction once again.

April 6, 2009

number two is an incredible feat.

April 7, 2009

i don't seek forgiveness, i seek dominance.

April 8, 2009

cass.

is that the future in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

April 9, 2009

emotes.

why would you have cotton candy when you can just have bacon.

April 10, 2009

ready for home.

April 11, 2009

pimp 'n stick.

April 12, 2009

swishy.

April 13, 2009

back and forth, back and forth, just give me some supreme.

April 14, 2009

the peace lasted for one hour.

April 15, 2009

projected, not like election night but more like craft night.

April 16, 2009

it says a thing or two, perhaps about productivity.

April 17, 2009

facing the d-word.

April 18, 2009

it's not that i don't like ketchup, it's just that by putting it on it's one more step between deliciousness and my mouth.

April 19, 2009

heart's all twisted up in itself.

April 20, 2009

my new project in life is to find some celery.

these snowflakes are slapping me in the face.

April 21, 2009

its like having twenty boxes of toaster strudels that came without the frosting.

April 22, 2009

i crush often and i crush hard.

April 23, 2009

the bugsy express.

giving you the stink eye.

April 24, 2009

i have a good problem.

when it rains, it pours, how very fitting.

finally chewing on some celery, i think i'll put some cheese on it.

April 25, 2009

drop the c-bomb.

April 26, 2009

out come the headphones, on goes miles davis, down goes mint chip ice cream, it's time to get creative.

April 27, 2009

do your ears glow on the inside?

i don't make obstacles, i break them down.

well it's like this... when i eat a cupcake i'm not looking for just frosting and i'm not looking for just cake, i'm looking for the delicious combination of frosting and cake together.

April 28, 2009

maybe this dream has gotten a little old.

April 29, 2009

quack quack quit being a lame duck.

i don't believe in planning, i believe in doing.

April 30, 2009

the queen bee is going to be upset with my productivity and not making enough honey.