June 1, 2005
looking at a thumbnail view of the world.
June 2, 2005
don't make me slip the drop kick.
June 3, 2005
i'm crooked edge.
June 4, 2005
bliss is back.
June 5, 2005
sunburned faces are cute.
June 6, 2005
humans have turned into hard-boiled eggs.
June 7, 2005
a conversation isn't two people talking, it is two people listening.
June 8, 2005
it's nice to meet you global warming, what do you think of the weather today.
June 9, 2005
rather than a nice roll, my life is more like a bounce
June 10, 2005
mmm chewy.
June 11, 2005
simple is as simple does, hence the beard.
June 12, 2005
two hours south of hope.
June 13, 2005
silence now, or forever hold your piece.
June 14, 2005
a real life lover.
the number four pours down on me again.
June 15, 2005
i'm like fat albert, millions of girls want to be my friend, but none of them want to date me.
June 16, 2005
if 'gettin fresh' was in the constitution...
June 17, 2005
i've got less game than go fish.
June 18, 2005
that's like going to an ice cream shop that doesn't have freezers.
June 19, 2005
where's the nearest life exchange.
June 20, 2005
eat beer and drink pizza.
June 21, 2005
semicolon slash dot splash which is flash.
June 22, 2005
aint nothin' but a sure thang, brotherin.
June 23, 2005
kick the dust, bite the wind, punch the rain, settle the spin.
June 24, 2005
serpentine waves.
June 25, 2005
which of you chipmunks ate the acorn.
June 26, 2005
live and stern.
June 27, 2005
global warming at it's best.
June 28, 2005
accounting will be the death of me.
June 29, 2005
all the loving is in the sky.
June 30, 2005
ninety-nine percent stress free for the first time in two-thousand five.
tonight is a night where the world is mine, no matter what they say, no matter what they pray, i am making it mine tonight because too much of this year has passed away unseen and tonight i will catch up and admire the world that i love so dear as i choke on skittles, heck, i mine as well choke on them, i almost went blind in my right eye because of them.
