July 1, 2009
flying like tomatoes.
July 2, 2009
it's always a good day when the best idea you had during the day is achieved.
July 3, 2009
exposed brick is to walls as lake superior is to lakes.
its like when a dog calls out "hey human" when there's only one human in the room, it's pretty obvious who he's talking to.
July 4, 2009
lots of besties.
July 5, 2009
flippin' and tossin'.
July 6, 2009
for the sake of humanity, let's just hope he was drunk and that would be a better consequence.
July 7, 2009
rice the squirrel's mom in korea.
instead of daily fruit, i should start dirty fruit.
July 8, 2009
fell off the track.
July 9, 2009
aunts on a log.
stuck with almond mounds.
July 10, 2009
it only takes a moment to fall in love.
July 11, 2009
of course i have regrets, there is no shame in that, but most of them pertain to things i wish i had done, rather things i wish i hadn't done.
July 12, 2009
driven by results.
July 13, 2009
i don't want to be cooler than you, i just want to be better than you.
July 14, 2009
aha, oho, uhu.
July 15, 2009
i'm losing my straightness.
July 16, 2009
the maestro has arrived.
July 17, 2009
if i was there, i'd be there.
July 18, 2009
the hush.
time to open up the flood gates.
July 19, 2009
dude, give the fire some oxygen.
July 20, 2009
...yeah, but a badass sweetie.
July 21, 2009
not scotty.
July 22, 2009
as few as possible, but as many as necessary.
July 23, 2009
sqrop.
your calling is calling.
pigs and giraffes are painting the grass.
i would rather be wanted than to be needed.
it's possible that cookie crisp could be man's greatest invention.
July 24, 2009
don't let bags comp your steez.
i may be a tough cookie to crack, but i'm all gooey warm chocolate on the inside.
July 25, 2009
gni rob.
i know exactly what i want to do.
July 26, 2009
alright, owning an extravagant home wouldn't be so bad after all.
July 27, 2009
i hate it when my mouth is talking and my brain's not thinking.
July 28, 2009
some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug, and some days you're both.
there's no amount you're supposed to make, nothing you're supposed to do, just chase the dream and adjust accordingly.
July 29, 2009
you have nothing to be scared of, i am to humans as lady bugs are to bugs, just not as smelly.
if i ever have kids they will inevitably tease me for my excessive use and abuse of the word dude.
i have discovered that waking up an hour early to see friends first thing in the morning is way better than sleeping in an hour later to go to work the first thing in the morning.
July 30, 2009
let's make it thunder, the brainstorm of the century.
July 31, 2009
let's go executing.
