August 1, 2009
my first drywall patch.
August 2, 2009
it's not the size of the tour that matters...
in a coffee shop mood, but my wallet disagrees.
August 3, 2009
...but only controlled curves.
there is a direct correlation between ice cream consumption and stylish skillz.
August 4, 2009
i've gotta cut out your head, then i'll be done.
August 5, 2009
pleasure skills.
August 6, 2009
headache poison and more questions.
August 7, 2009
get the afghan.
best to the test.
August 8, 2009
pass it forward, to strangers.
August 9, 2009
what am i gaining other than less debt.
August 10, 2009
why would they sew the pockets closed, that makes as much sense as baking a double chocolate fudge cake and then welding a steel box around it.
August 11, 2009
it's ok, i won't be thinking tomorrow.
August 12, 2009
aha.
boom goes the rocket, high as the sky today, deep as the ocean, as wide as the universe, as amazing as orange sherbet.
August 13, 2009
there is something incredibly attractive about girls who drive mopeds.
August 14, 2009
audi a3, you complete me.
i hate when i'm dumb, it's such an inconvenience, not only to myself but to others as well.
August 15, 2009
sorry audi a3, you no longer complete me, pita chips now complete me.
August 16, 2009
bringin' it to the competition, getting established, connecting, making cliques, all while staying in the background.
August 17, 2009
putting the pun into spunk.
hmmm can i last, or do i just create it.
August 18, 2009
s-ss-sw-swagger.
try to catch me ridin' dirty.
August 19, 2009
breakfast b____.
August 20, 2009
r.o.i, return on innovation.
August 21, 2009
i'd rather work with someone full of passion and no skill, than full of skill and no passion.
August 22, 2009
today's a good day to wear a big chocolate chip cookie costume and run down the street handing money.
August 23, 2009
ugh, two, three, four.
August 24, 2009
counting from ugh to ten.
August 25, 2009
five foot awesome.
August 26, 2009
yes, samurai swords are considered school supplies.
well i laid off a little, i didn't want my hugs to overwhelm you.
August 27, 2009
legendary pauses since three months ago.
just like an ambulance crew i need to know my dispatch times, but in my case it is how fast i could get you a hug, should the need arise.
August 28, 2009
she obviously can't write a billboard if she can't write 140 characters.
overcome with a deadly level of confidence today, this could be trouble if it keeps up.
August 29, 2009
ginger and ginger.
honorary yoopers unite.
August 30, 2009
that scooter girl is on my mind again.
the spontaneity i've been missing for six years.
August 31, 2009
the case of the mysterious vacuum has been solved, but revenge is still to come.
