September 1, 2004
do you ever realize that while you're walking an alliagtor could be right behind you and suddenly eat someone else instead and spare your life.
September 2, 2004
it's difficult to distinguish the difference between a gold fish and a shark when you're wearing ping pong paddles for eye glasses.
September 3, 2004
respect, society, health, rebellion, identity, will power, strength, religion, my wife, and god, that's why.
usually when the sun goes down it's because one of your neighbors threw a rock at the moon.
September 4, 2004
sometimes when you take off your right sock a slab of steak falls from the sky.
September 5, 2004
love is best when accompanied by patience.
September 6, 2004
once you go cute you never go back.
i may have redefined the word whipped.
September 7, 2004
let me be the one to put the yay in your day.
my words are opaque, to those who are in love, and vacant to the rest of the sea.
our society is backwards, some say a guy who wears pink or likes pink is a pansy, but truth says a guy who is afraid of something so simple as a color is the true pansy.
September 8, 2004
thank goodness i'm pimp.
September 9, 2004
yeah, and sometimes you can even see pluto in the bottom of your glass.
September 10, 2004
it's not how much you cry, it's how much you laugh inbetween your cries.
September 11, 2004
zero one, zero two, zero three, zero four, have we really made that much progress.
September 12, 2004
it is going to happen to me.
September 13, 2004
strength is a prerequisite for change.
yes, the sky is the limit, but i like at it with an enromous, gigantor, huge, mammoth telescope.
September 14, 2004
beauty doesn't come in a so-called type.
September 15, 2004
wow baby, you're as smooth as butter, can i be your toast, so you melt into me.
wow baby, you're as hot as toast, can i be your butter, so i melt into you.
i'm just tacular for now.
the question is...was it the shower, walk, and long nap that made you feel better, or...was it the ladle of b.love sauce.
September 16, 2004
my passion fruit.
ripe, daily.
baby, i get down like a piece of bread in a toaster.
September 17, 2004
a pretty girl, a big bowl of ice cream, and two spoons.
life is gooood, especially on every today.
the general consensus of reasoning for everything that tears us down is either "it's fun" or "it feels good."
life is good, not only for what it is, but for what it's becoming.
September 18, 2004
i dont' want to make out, making out is for rookies, i want to make love.
September 19, 2004
i'm a frustrated citizen of the united states of america.
September 20, 2004
why quote, when you can write your own.
September 21, 2004
there's always room for chill-o. c-h-i-l-l-o.
types are stupid and dumb, there is no limit to beauty, the woman is beautiful in all regards, a type is making a woman's beautiful one-dimensional, and beauty is has so many more dimensions than that.
September 22, 2004
the sell-out bandit.
September 23, 2004
everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
pro life doesn't mean anti abortion, pro creation doesn't mean anti evolution.
i'm good at... vs. i love...
September 24, 2004
i got a great deal on a ten dollar bill today, he sold it to me for only thirteen bucks.
September 25, 2004
some people let their life evolve and some people create their life.
how can you let a perfectly good name go to waste.
September 26, 2004
well...i've got ten toes.
i had a fun time once.
pink is pimp.
September 27, 2004
well that all depends if you spell it p-i-m-p, or if you spell it b-u-g-s-y.
September 28, 2004
rolling on quarters.
September 29, 2004
through more and more smiles, are more and more frowns.
September 30, 2004
toothpicks and tamborines.
