October 1, 2006
m.a.r.i.
October 2, 2006
adventure syndrome.
October 3, 2006
going back to kindergarten.
October 4, 2006
take it easy on me.
October 5, 2006
i understand how close people can get in a few days, and i'm not surprised that there were a few drops, it's a pretty cool thing.
October 6, 2006
what i lack in genetics i can make up for in personality.
October 7, 2006
if only there were more tumbleweeds.
October 8, 2006
hey baby, i'm one half bugsy and three quarters sexy, that's right, that's an extra quarter of sexy, and you can spend it anyway you want.
October 9, 2006
i would kill two bulls and a rabbit for something like that.
i'd like to say that my pen was inspired, but i just can't say that when typing.
October 10, 2006
sometimes a bug, sometimes a windshield.
October 11, 2006
no fair, i want to be googleable.
stranger or potential friend, half empty or half full, weren't all your friends strangers once.
i have never heard of someone to die from a moment of silence, and until then i'm not going to worry about it.
October 12, 2006
a change of scenery, a chance of environment, and a whole lot of land.
October 13, 2006
living off the land.
October 14, 2006
missed opportunity.
October 15, 2006
she's a scenic woman.
October 16, 2006
there's always room for ice cream, it just fills in the holes.
October 17, 2006
they were reguttering.
i wish i knew how to burp.
jennifer love hewitt, i saw you on jay leno tonight and i have to say i have a huge crush on you.
October 18, 2006
whip weader.
i've never seen a speed table.
how come ya take dem girls to da picture show, but ya take us to da gravel pit.
October 19, 2006
did you run out of blinker fluid.
what happened to the hat you lost.
October 20, 2006
i put it on twenty-four hours this day.
parkinson's degrees.
the 'l' made a right hand.
pitty potty party.
October 21, 2006
a perfect record.
October 22, 2006
parkinson eucalyptus episcopalian.
getting warm in the hot springs.
October 23, 2006
my day.
October 24, 2006
killer combo reunion.
let me guess, you saw a sprinkled frosted doughnut get run over by a fourty year old guy driving a powerwheels.
October 25, 2006
always on their toes and ready to strike a pose.
October 26, 2006
for miles and miles and miles.
October 27, 2006
you better shape up, boop boop boop.
October 28, 2006
what do you get when you put seven college kids together dressed in green from head to toe, you get gangrene, oops, i mean gang green.
October 29, 2006
we're marinating.
October 30, 2006
the best worst day ever, but the worst part only lasted for a shor time, stupid hamburger, you defeated me.
October 31, 2006
no, he did good.
