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November 1, 2009

i better try this cookies n' creme ice cream right now, so that when ice cream time comes in a couple hours i'll know which kind to have.

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November 2, 2009

we got the dreamers disease.
he's as single as hole in a doughnut.

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November 3, 2009

i put my lucky charms on backwards.

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November 4, 2009

yeah, i twirl.
this day has been conquered.
once in a while, when i'm seducting women.

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November 5, 2009

please forgive my level of confidence in advance, as you will get hit on for the remainder of this conversation.

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November 6, 2009

execute, analyze, refine and repeat.

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November 7, 2009

imagine if jack kerouac ever said, i cant just get up and leave.

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November 8, 2009

if you love it, love it hard.
i need some grub in my tub.

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November 9, 2009

i think i am, but i know i'm not.
there is no such thing as too old or too young, there's just a correlation of how likely it is to work out in the end.

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November 10, 2009

inside padding or outside margin.

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November 11, 2009

the stink eye is strong with this one.

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November 12, 2009

every adverse situation i have ever faced in life has improved after eating ice cream, it can do the same for you too.

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November 13, 2009

i don't believe in too young or too old, just in a correlation of how likely it is to work out.

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November 14, 2009

variety is king.
jedi ninjas give good hugs, just make sure you show them your sparkly eyes so they don't do jedi master ninja tricks on you.

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November 15, 2009

if i get that, then i already scored.

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November 16, 2009

stool licker.
after giving lansing a six month warm up period to bugsy, it's time to drop it like it's hot and show them something they've never seen.

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November 17, 2009

there's a cow lying on my living room floor.

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November 18, 2009

my creativity is to be debated, as my thoughts work backwards, i suppose i'm an opportunist.

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November 19, 2009

prancing in lansing.
a handlebar mustache depends on what type of bike you have.

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November 20, 2009

oh the things we'll conquer.
big dreams, big smiles, bigger tomorrows.

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November 21, 2009

i like when i'm given options.

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November 22, 2009

can i be the difference maker.

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November 23, 2009

achieving milestones.
sometimes you learn more as the victim than you do as the suspect.

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November 24, 2009

hey, i never claimed to be a manly man.
it's a good slogan, but an even better motto to live by.

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November 25, 2009

relaxed, at last.
desserts are best when you can put one dessert in another dessert, cookies and creams ice cream for example.

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November 26, 2009

entirely random and entirely awesome.
never say you don't need a yooper, we're like human swiss army knives, you never know when you might need one.

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November 27, 2009

i'm down with the cause.
kick some ass out there, fruit loop.

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November 28, 2009

hard workin' it.
a perfect night of the fixings.

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November 29, 2009

mitten with an s.

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November 30, 2009

don't waste productive energy on counter productive tasks.
i've got friends in all the right places, i just need not to forget it.