i wonder who eats more mint chip ice cream, barack obama or john mccain.

i don't understand why people need alcohol or drugs when they could just have mint chip ice cream.

my new goal... to make it into the guinness book of world records by building the world's largest mint chip ice cream snowman.

busy inventing a cereal bag and box combination where the little crumbs fall through the holes at the bottom and don't end up in your bowl.