15 Search Results for "bacon"
October 14, 2008
i would be a connoisseur of bacon, ice cream, and bacon ice cream.
but i don't have anything to fry except rice and squirrel doesn't taste that good, especially plastic squirrel.
May 3, 2007
bacon ain't what you're macon.
July 24, 2007
reading and bacon, i've needed one of these days.
April 9, 2009
emotes.
why would you have cotton candy when you can just have bacon.
November 3, 2008
bonus.
always call off a date if you don't agree on how bacon should be cooked.
March 7, 2009
if i could afford to eat bacon every meal for the rest of my life... i wouldn't care if i only lived seven more months.
December 4, 2008
bugsytarian.
bacon persuasion.
first find a niche, then expand.
gotta brush the eating machine.
December 19, 2008
acclamation of people.
i have an impulsive need to have things quantified.
mmm bacon, i'm pretty sure it will be the death of me.
also, i find myself to be a very reminiscent and reflective person.
December 20, 2008
bacon fetish.
training for the british bobsled team.
perhaps, and quite possibly, the answer all comes down to fear of commitment.
i have a thing for girls with rosy cheeks, either lightly sunburned or from the cold of winter.
September 12, 2009
beer, brats, and burgers are a good way to wrap up a day that started with bacon, beer, and sausage and was filled in the middle with football, sunshine, and friends.
April 18, 2011
I dont mind doing the same thing every day, but I hate doing the same thing the same way every day.
Note to the NBA. I'd like to see you guys take 23 stitches and return later the same game. The NHL would thug you.
Unfortunately there is no bacon in the penalty box, if there was players would be intentionally getting penalties all the time.
January 31, 2009
copiers are the root of all evil, not money.
mmm speaking of nutrition, i want some bacon.
it'll be three years in may, i'm not sure how i feel about that.
cologne? axe body spray? screw that, just hand me the febreze.
if you're reading this, just to let you know, it doesn't take much to make me feel guilty.
May 6, 2010
Hating you is like hating bacon ... impossible.
September 26, 2008
no hour gobblers in my office.
my goal is to win one costume contest this year.
fool me once, strike one, fool me twice, strike three.
i can't tell if i hear dripping rain or if it's sizzling bacon, i really hope it's the latter.
April 1, 2009
i was kind of going for corny, it's my m.o.
you should probably get a new stomach, that's the problem, a stomach that hates ice cream and bacon? that's like a flower that hates sunlight.
i am more concerned with today than i am tomorrow, yet i am more concerned with tomorrow than i am yesterday.
