

pickles are veggies and so am i.
foil balls. foam balls. and lots and lots of sticky notes. so much for a planner.
balls.
but the golf balls never change.
is it even called heartbreak when it's this rich and clean.
it's not writing, it's thinking.
captivate me.
wow balls.
pudcation.
balls and all.
we are old men my friend, i've got custom matching canes on order, thanks for the matching fur coats.
those little candy malt balls are like a mini orgasm in little candy shell.
today i learned that some people only have seven toes because they got too hungry at some point.
a college professor took one large clear jar, and while in class, filled it to the top with golf balls. he asked the class if that jar was full, they replied, "yes." then he poored some pebbles in the jar and shook it up some more utnil he couldn't put any more pebbles in. once again he asked the class if the jar was full, they replied, yes. then he grabbed some sand and poored that into the jar and shook it around and poored more until he could no longer put any more sand in the jar. this time the class was convinced the jar was full. until he pulled out two cups of coffee, and poored those in the jar, they fit as well. there is always room in life to take time with a friend for two cups of coffee...and then some.