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November 1, 2009

i better try this cookies n' creme ice cream right now, so that when ice cream time comes in a couple hours i'll know which kind to have.

June 15, 2008

it's like having to choose between just one bite of your favorite ice cream or having a whole gallon of boring ice cream.

September 6, 2009

mmmm white balance turns me on.

the best ice cream i've ever had is always the ice cream i just had.

October 17, 2008

i wonder who eats more mint chip ice cream, barack obama or john mccain.

i don't understand why people need alcohol or drugs when they could just have mint chip ice cream.

my new goal... to make it into the guinness book of world records by building the world's largest mint chip ice cream snowman.

busy inventing a cereal bag and box combination where the little crumbs fall through the holes at the bottom and don't end up in your bowl.

October 30, 2009

click here to download ice cream.

there are a number of things i love in life: hockey, snowboarding, ice cream, and worn out shoes, but near the top of the list are flirting with and crushing on girls.

November 22, 2008

i think my brain crawled out of my ears while i was sleeping.

quite possibly, i've done more personal ice cream eating research than anyone on earth, and there is no doubt that ice cream will cure most anything, and for those who can't have dairy, sherbet is a great substitution.

February 2, 2004

turn the world into one giany cream puff, we could just dig into the earth and eat all we want, sure we'd all be plump, but we'd all be a little bit happier, grab your shovels everyone, it's cream puff time.

May 28, 2003

one can always count on a nice big bowl of ice cream. in matter of fact research shows that one bowl of ice cream every four hours results in pure bliss. but if you have one bowl of mint chip a day it is the equivalent.

October 14, 2008

i would be a connoisseur of bacon, ice cream, and bacon ice cream.

but i don't have anything to fry except rice and squirrel doesn't taste that good, especially plastic squirrel.

May 18, 2004

there is no greater creative inspiration than love.

see hunny...you're like a topping of strawberry shortcake your whipped cream, where as most girls are like a topping of whipped cream on their strawberry shortcake. that's the difference.

September 14, 2008

when i own my own ice cream shop it's going to be called 'one more scoop', and when people order a one scoop cone they'll get two scoops, and when they order a two scoop cone they'll get three scoops, that's how i roll when it comes to ice cream, always one more scoop.

January 29, 2010

maybe there's just not enough ice cream on it.

January 15, 2009

i don't believe in too cold for ice cream.

March 31, 2004

lounge music and ice cream.

June 18, 2005

that's like going to an ice cream shop that doesn't have freezers.

August 8, 2005

nothing but an ice cream sandwich and a sofa away.

November 14, 2005

i think somebody spiked my ice cream with the butterflies.

July 29, 2006

those huggles really get me in the mood for ice cream.

October 16, 2006

there's always room for ice cream, it just fills in the holes.

June 24, 2003

dawn rolls over the sailors at sea.

i do need the cream of the crop.


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