

so this morning when i was drinking orange juice my time machine accidently got switched on, it must have been my alter ego, so i decided to go for a spin back in time, twelve full seconds before i started drinking my orange juice, wow things were different back then.
drinking rock juice.
Drinking a big glass of fail juice.
the scrawny rocker type.
the invalid deduction of beer drinking.
Drinking juice, because I don't have chocolate milk.
I love and adore a big enough variety of things that I can't be doing a single one of them all the time.
Must be drinking the gullible juice today.
Now get on the bus and ride it all the way to Motown.
I have very sensitive nipples, they are an extension of my heart.
I wish Americans would say "Cheerio!" as much as Brits do, just for the sake of saying "Froot Loop!" in return.
Happy Grow-vember.
Why's it so high? Why's it so low?
I don't like eating apples, but I love drinking them.
Wanting something and believing something are two entirely different things.
most people drink to rebel. i rebel by not drinking.