

thrilltastic.
guess what i just did.
Milestones, or I guess you could say milerocks.
They aren't chasing me man, well I guess it's possible that I'm just so freakin' fast that they haven't caught up to me yet.
q: what do you want out of life?
a: i guess i want what everybody wants, to lift my leg and leave me mark on the world.
oh alright, not a problem, my luck was just a day short, i guess that's not a big deal.
I guess I would have to say no.
Don't weight too long, the grapes might no longer be ripe.
killer combo reunion.
let me guess, you saw a sprinkled frosted doughnut get run over by a fourty year old guy driving a powerwheels.
seven years.
jell-o ripples.
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i guess you could say i am meticulously planning my next move.
looking for someone who brings out the fruit in me.
at the end of the day we all need to get stuff done, but not at the beginning.
i think i should attempt a blog that is entirely written in ridiculous analogies, and people commenting would have to guess what the analogy is for.
mothers, fathers, and nephews.
while crossing the mighty mack i got out six dollars so i could pay for the guy behind me for the three dollar toll, however he wasn't patient enough to wait behind just one car so he sped over to the other lane, i guess he wanted to pay his own toll.
there's a certain fascination that always takes place. but it doesn't necessarily have meaning. not everything has a meaning. people are always looking into art with meaning. well guess what? ...there is mayonnaise in the fridge. it is what you make of it, not what they wrote. you're the one writing your life, not others.
i don't want it to be like a beef patty.
to put nuts in ice cream should be a crime, it just doesn't make sense, i guess i just don't like nuts whatsoever... oh wait, there is one kind of nut that i just love... doughnuts, those are really good nuts.
smoother than sandpaper i guess. you know maybe it's because we never experienced any kind of down time. we never experienced the worst, always the best. and to experience that sort of worst we just weren't ready for together. of course i think there's a million tiny factors i'll never know. i can only hope. watching her is beautiful, but it's also bitter. the time of my life for a year and a half.
winky winky, guess who's gettin' kinky.
your eyes are not beautiful for how they look, your eyes are beautiful becasue of how they see.
a plethora of useless knowledge, i guess that's better than a plethora of useful knowledge.