

Flexing my mustache.
My mustache kicks all the ladies out of the yard.
six blessings.
excuse me sir, i couldn't help but notice, is that ice cream on your face or do you just have a really sweet mustache.
prancing in lansing.
a handlebar mustache depends on what type of bike you have.
Ladies beware, a mustache of epic proportions is coming to Lansing.
Mustache wax is like P90X for your facial hair.
Let's ride our bikes like maniacs until we break a bone.
it's mustache season
the first summer storm, thunder and rain as i sleep.
i know what i'm talking about, even when i don't know what's being talked about.
i'm versatile, dynamic, i change with the wind, look once and there i am, look twice and boom, i'm gone.
one year, two notches.
i have a cookie problem.
sprinkling some magic beard-be-gone powder over selective parts of my face so that a handlebar mustache remains.