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11 Search Results for "squirrel"



October 14, 2008

i would be a connoisseur of bacon, ice cream, and bacon ice cream.

but i don't have anything to fry except rice and squirrel doesn't taste that good, especially plastic squirrel.

January 26, 2007

can you hold my squirrel.

September 15, 2007

can i get some squirrel with my rice and beans.

March 23, 2009

a rainbow striped unicorn squirrel.

September 30, 2010

Too bad you're not a squirrel, because then attracting nuts would be a very good thing.

August 2, 2005

you know you've found a treasure of nuts when there's a squirrel sniffy at your door.

January 11, 2009

that was very uncharacteristic.

there's no such thing as enough snow, it's an oxymoron.

a squiger would be the best animal ever, half squirrel, half tiger.

June 13, 2004

there is a squirrel in every bite of life, so grab an acorn my friend.

practice your alpha-numerics, your alpha-numeric arithmatic, until three makes two.

February 25, 2009

put in sun, add water, wait.

you seem like good people, and by chance i just happen to like good people.

hopefully some miracle blesses my life like a squirrel who can give a piggyback ride to an elephant.

November 7, 2008

i have a sticker sticking phobia.

learning to work smarter and harder.

i used to prefer salty then sweet, but now i prefer sweet then salty.

my brain is like an external hard drive for hundreds of other people.

welcome to my private life, where i collect stickers and have a famous plastic squirrel.

September 17, 2003

when you put peanutbutter on a cracker does that make it a peanutbutter cracker or peanutbutter on a cracker?

roasted squirrel for dinner, yum.

those little red itchy feelings in the heart.

missing all the things to share share share

in awe of my own feelings in a way i've never known.


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