

i would be a connoisseur of bacon, ice cream, and bacon ice cream.
but i don't have anything to fry except rice and squirrel doesn't taste that good, especially plastic squirrel.
can you hold my squirrel.
can i get some squirrel with my rice and beans.
a rainbow striped unicorn squirrel.
Too bad you're not a squirrel, because then attracting nuts would be a very good thing.
you know you've found a treasure of nuts when there's a squirrel sniffy at your door.
that was very uncharacteristic.
there's no such thing as enough snow, it's an oxymoron.
a squiger would be the best animal ever, half squirrel, half tiger.
there is a squirrel in every bite of life, so grab an acorn my friend.
practice your alpha-numerics, your alpha-numeric arithmatic, until three makes two.
put in sun, add water, wait.
you seem like good people, and by chance i just happen to like good people.
hopefully some miracle blesses my life like a squirrel who can give a piggyback ride to an elephant.
i have a sticker sticking phobia.
learning to work smarter and harder.
i used to prefer salty then sweet, but now i prefer sweet then salty.
my brain is like an external hard drive for hundreds of other people.
welcome to my private life, where i collect stickers and have a famous plastic squirrel.
when you put peanutbutter on a cracker does that make it a peanutbutter cracker or peanutbutter on a cracker?
roasted squirrel for dinner, yum.
those little red itchy feelings in the heart.
missing all the things to share share share
in awe of my own feelings in a way i've never known.